Friday, November 27, 2009

Twilight: New Moon

Okay, so I know I'm really not supposed to blog about things that weren't assigned to me by my teacher, but this screamed "BASH ME ON YOUR BLOG, OMG PLEASE!"

So my sister and I just went to see New Moon. In short: it was quite possibley the best worst movie I've ever seen. Why, you ask?
  • Acting was terrible (except for the actor who plays Charlie)
  • Graphics were awful
  • Edward Cullen's nipples (and the rest of his body) were extremely unattractive
  • Everything was beyond cheesy (ex. Alice's premonition of Bella being a vampire, where her and Edward were running through the damn field)
  • The eyes (especially the red ones) looked 100% fake, as did the blood
  • Edward Cullen looked like he was about to cry, like every ten minutes

Need I say more? Doubt it... Do I recommend this movie? YES! I challenge you all to watch this trainwreck without laughing! Good luck!

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